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My Favorite Quotes from "Christmas with the Kranks"
12/21/2007
Spike Frohmeyer - "You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?"
Blair Krank - "I'm bringing home Enriqué!"
Luther Krank - "What's a reeké?"
Luther Krank - "Smoked trout?"
Nora Krank - "It's better than frozen pizza."
Luther Krank - "What happened to the hickory honey ham?"
Nora Krank - "Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again."
Vic Frohmeyer - "Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!"
Nora Krank - "Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise."
Luther Krank - "Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken."
Daisy - "You look like a corpse."
Nora Krank - "What are you doing? It's not even Thursday night."
Spike Frohmeyer - "Boy, you guys sure are KRANKY!"
Vic Frohmeyer - "Yeah. I'd sure hate to have CHRISTMAS with you!"
Mayor Stevens - "CHRISTMAS with the KRANKS!? Sounds too hysterical and riotous!"
Little Jimmy - "I agree with the Mayor on this matter."
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